Forestry Definitions

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"The Adirondak Guide"
by Winslow Homer
Forestry
Managing your forest land to help keep the tax man at bay and the wildlife happy while retaining the attractiveness of the property to preserve your real estate value and while communing with the nature spirits.
Forester
A macho guy like me or sometimes a liberated woman thanks to affirmative action. A B.S. degree in Forest Management is required to be a real forester. Without that, anyone is just pretending. Massachusetts will soon be implementing a "forester licensing" law, although most foresters in the state are witholding judgement on the law until we see how it is implemented. The current version of the law is crippled.
Silviculture
You know, like agriculture or horticulture but in the "silva" (Latin for forest)- I should know as I'm directly descended from Julius Caesar. If you sell your timber directly to the local friendly logger, you won't get silviculture, you'll get a "commercial clearcut". When a real forester prepares the timber harvest it will be done correctly, you'll have more trees remaining, the property will look much better, and you'll make a lot more money. Many people refuse to believe this, but as the old saying goes, "a sucker is born every minute". Silviculture also includes improvement work done in young stands such as thinnings and pruning.
Wildlife Management
The myth that shooting deer is good for them. This is probably true of the deer population but not for the one that gets a hole blasted through him, but heck if it helps to raise your testosterone. Good forestry does result in more wildlife; although there will never be as much wildlife as when the land was in the stewardship of the Native Americans. State wildlife officials have worked hard over the years successfully bringing back some species that were almost extinct such as the native turkey, which are now as common as sparrows. However, most attention is given to species that make good targets.
Log skidder
A humongous piece of machinery, as powerful as 100 elephants, designed to rip trees out of the forest as efficiently as possible with little concern for neatness. However if used by a talented logger the resulting mess can be considered acceptable if the price is right. A better job can be done either by a bulldozer or with horses but the value of the timber will drop as these methods of logging are more expensive.
Forest Cutting Plan
By Massachusetts state law, any harvesting of over 25 thousand board feet or 50 cords must have a cutting plan approved by a State Service Forester. Do you need a professional forester to provide the plan? No, you could do it yourself or have any logger do it or you could even go so low as to hire Rush Limbaugh to prepare it. But of course that means the plan will be useless because only a professional forester really knows how the plan SHOULD be prepared. Although the state legislature recently passed a law licensing foresters, it did NOT stipulate that cutting plans must be prepared professionally.
D.E.M.
The Massachusetts Department of Environmental Management. This agency manages over a 100,000 acres of state owned land in Berkshire County and also oversees forestry work on private land via its two Service Foresters, Bob Lear in north county and Ed Fuller in south county. If you're a private landowner in the county and would like to contact the DEM for a list of my competitors, none of whom have a web page, you can call them at (413)442-8928.
Chapter 61
A fantastic tax "consideration" in Massachusetts (other states have similar laws), that (hold on to your hats) will get you a 95% reduction in your property tax on the forest land classified under this law (minimum of 10 acres). To classify the land all you need to do is retain this firm to blaze the boundaries of the land and to prepare a sophisticated 10 year management plan which will be chock full of spiffy graphics like my web page and lots of profound zen metaphysics. Just click here for highlights of the forest tax law; or here for the full law. The cost is reasonable considering that foresters don't make anywhere near as much as rocket scientists or Microsoft engineers with whom they should be compared.
Massachusetts Stewardship Incentive Program
A cooperative program between landowners, state and federal agencies, and The Forestmeister to encourage good land stewardship. Funds are provided to pay part of the cost of several practices which range from traditional forestry to wildlife habitat improvement to aesthetic improvement and other practices. This program functions independantly of the Chapter 61 law so you may take advantage of SIP without classifying your land under Chapter 61. Just click here for more details on the SIP program.
oseph Zorzin, Webmeister

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